A Movie For Every Year I’ve Been Alive
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LUCA (2021) dir. Enrico Casarosa
Some people, they’ll never accept him. But some will, and he seems to know how to find the good ones.
late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves
not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown
no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief
there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS
vibes holy shit
(via File Photo)
WTF are those obelisks on the right?…
Tasty obelisk fries..
“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.
“It’s digestible”
“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:
The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.” Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index. Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5] In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s. Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco. Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.
from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html
The more you know! :D
I have learned a new thing today.
Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated
I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.
but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!
Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.
Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food
And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes
This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.
It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post
Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil
Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.
Have you ever had a job
Sound ON!!
stuoidnmentlaheslth a all a tsuepid mental healthwalkbsrulidptbsbmenalhealthwalj stupid mental healfhsak stUPID MENTAL HEALTH WALK
[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Mae Martin says, "I also got Alex's wife to mail me two of his socks." They hitch up their trouser legs to reveal colourful, patterned odd socks. Alex Horne says with a worried frown, "That's very weird." End ID.]
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
YETIDE BADAKI AS NEERA KETOUL IN
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS - 2.02 - AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
While re-reading LotR, you are transported to Middle Earth a year before Frodo leaves the Shire. What do you do?
Come up with an excuse to visit Rivendell, then volunteer to join the Fellowship
See if Tom Bombadil is accepting long-term houseguests
Flirt madly with the attractive character of your choice
Warn Gandalf that Saruman is stealing the Shire's best weed
Ask Bilbo if you can read his Red Book; "correct" it with fanon
Prevent Boromir from leaving Minas Tirith and suggest Faramir visit Rohan soon
Ask Butterbur if he's forgotten to deliver any messages lately
Trek to Mordor, place a cache of food/water/rope every few miles for Sam
Build a boat to Valinor
"Borrow" a little ring, the least of rings, a trifle really, from Bag End
See ResultsIf more than one applies or you'd choose something not on the list, obviously reblog and put your elaborate fantasy in the notes on Ao3.
whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
